Reality Check

ALAN’S ANECDOTES

When our oldest was little, Beth went to a convention for a long weekend. I drove out to see her. Her mom watched our son, and I took her out to a romantic dinner at the restaurant where we had our rehearsal dinner. When we got there, a woman was playing a harp. I thought I had “husband of the year” in the bag. But there was a problem. There was a Husker game going to start later t…