Kids Say the Darndest Things & More Fair Observations

OSCEOLA - This year, I tried to collect a few funny sayings by younger ones attending the fair. Here are a couple I heard: Clover Kid showing a pig: Judge: “What does your pig look like?” Clover Kid: “a sandwich”. (My thought, a ham sandwich?)

Kid sitting behind me at Figure 8, after one heat of it: “So is the demo derby next?” I turned around and told him it was tomorrow. *** The fair is well atte…